Wanna dance?

• A: Hey you wanna dance the haka?
• B: Nooo I leave that for the hawaiians and.. whadya call them? Oh, them Maoris....
• B: I aint tryna dance, Im Mexican!
• A: Wait, are you full?
• B: Nah only half
• A: And your other half is... filipino right?
• B: Yeah, I only use my other half when I wanna get out of things... like haka... barrio... federal funding...etc.
• All: LOL too much